all wisdom ends in paradox
virginia-not the state. 19. i like brussel sprouts and bubble baths, and i suck at music theory.

reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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(Source: greatjaggi, via spoof)

thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

(via spoof)

sgdsugar:

A defining moment in children television history.